The Australian government will today announce a one-off intake of refugees from war-torn Syria and it is expected to prioritise those most at risk, National Rugby League (NRL) fans. A government official spoke to The (un)Australian about the decision to prioritise… Read More ›
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Inner City Man Hailed As Hero For Sharing Controversial Image
Late last week, as news broke of a humanitarian crisis, brave Internet Activist John Assured, swung into action ensuring that the most upsetting images were seen by as many people as possible. “It’s important that I get this message… Read More ›
Geneva Turns Back Minister For Immigration Peter Dutton
An aeronautical vessel containing the Australian Minister for Immigration, Peter Dutton has been forced to return to base after being denied permission to land by the Switzerland Secretariat for Immigration. Minister Dutton was due to land in Geneva today to… Read More ›
Parliamentary Gift Shop To Sell Peter Dutton Inspired Tin Foil Hats
Canberra’s parliamentary gift shop has announced that they will be stocking a new line of merchandise inspired by immigration minister and avid conspiracy theorist Peter Dutton with the launch of the Peter Dutton tin foil hat. The immigration minister this… Read More ›
Angela Merkel Strains Compassion Muscle After Meeting Refugee
A meeting with a Palestinian refugee has left German Chancellor Angela Merkel in pain after straining her compassion muscle. The incident happened during a meeting at a high school when the chancellor tried to comfort 14-year-old Reem Sahwil after telling… Read More ›
Government Reveals Well-Paying Job For First Home Buyers: People Smuggling
After the week from hell for Joe Hockey and the Abbott government, and questions regarding whether the government paid people smugglers over $40,000 to turn back the boats, the Government today turned the tables by announcing a new well paid job… Read More ›