Donald Trump was bundled from the stage by the Secret Service at his Nevada rally after reports that a man in the crowd was not carrying a gun. “We were afraid that a member of the audience might have been… Read More ›
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Secret Service Agents Training To Dive Out Of Way Of Bullets In Case Of Trump Victory
A special crack unit of the United States Secret Service has begun learning how to throw themselves out of the path of oncoming bullets meant for Donald Trump should the Republican Party nominee successfully win the November election. “My role… Read More ›
Would-Be Ronald Reagan Assassin To Be Freed For Upcoming Presidential Election
John Hinckley Jnr, the man who tried to assassinate former Republican President Ronald Reagan, is to be released from prison after serving a 35 year sentence. His release is just in time for the upcoming US Presidential election and though… Read More ›
Every Doco Ever Made About Rise Of 1930’s Fascism Now Redundant
The world’s documentary makers have switched off coverage of the Republican National Convention and started downloading applications for unemployment benefits after realising that there is no need to ever make another movie explaining the rise of nazism. “What’s the point… Read More ›
Trump Somehow Still Alive After Being Destroyed By Internet
Presidential candidate Donald Trump is reportedly still alive and well despite suffering over a million claims by something called the ‘Internet’ that it had once and for all destroyed him. “Donald is in tip top shape and will tell you… Read More ›
Trump Demands Bernie Sanders Reveals His 11 Secret Herbs and Spices
Republican presidential candidate and ex-steak salesman Donald Trump has demanded that Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders reveals to the American people just exactly what is in his secret 11 herbs and spices mix that coat his famous chicken. Speaking to The… Read More ›
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