Following the deaths of notorious Australians, John Laws and Graham ‘Richo’ Richardson, the nation’s bookies have opened up the market on which prominent Australian will be next. The market is framed on events always happening in threes. ”After the Spring… Read More ›
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced the appointment of Australian spin bowler Nathan Lyon to his office in an effort to help the Government deal with the fallout of the parliamentary rape crisis. ”This is a very smart move… Read More ›
Sky News’ collection of who’s that presenters are excitedly planning an in person circle jerk in Victoria to commemorate the lifting of lock down restrictions. The move is sure to excite their viewers, all 6 of them. ”It has been… Read More ›
Niche broadcaster Sky News Australia has called upon it’s viewers to get outside and start protesting Australia’s lockdown strategy. With the broadcaster particularly aggrieved that playing golf has been banned in the state of Victoria. “It’s time to stop all… Read More ›
Niche cable channel Sky News Australia is hoping to crack the elusive triple figures viewership numbers this week when one of their leading interviewers convicted racist Andrew Bolt interviews the recently released Cardinal George Pell. ”This is a very exciting… Read More ›
The Morrison Government has today announced that they will be recasting the role of Craig Kelly with a lump of coal set to take the Member for Hughes’ place. “From time to time in a TV series for whatever reason… Read More ›
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