Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has again acted to protect the sanctity of morning tea by banning the humble milk arrowroot biscuit due to it’s sexually suggestive name and shape. ”I want the men working under my command… Read More ›
satire
Barnaby Joyce To Be The Face Of New Vaccination Campaign: Just A Prick
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has been announced as the face of the Government’s new vaccination campaign: “Just A Prick!” ”There were many contenders in Cabinet to be the face of the campaign,” said a Government Insider. ”I… Read More ›
Peter Dutton Calls For The Immediate Banning Of Potato Peelers
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has called for the immediate banning in Australia of the humble potato peeler. ”As Minister for the Dark Arts, my job is to make the country a safe place for all Liberal-voting… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Women The Only Reason To Be On Your Knees Is To Pray
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has offered the women of Australia a bit of life advice, telling them that the only reason to be on your knees is for prayer. The advice follows the revelation that his colleague Andrew Laming took… Read More ›
Hanson Tells Unemployed One Nation Supporters That She Wasn’t Talking About Them But Rather The Other Unemployed People
One Nation leader Senator Pauline Hanson has sought to clarify comments she made in the Senate yesterday by telling her supporters that she was not talking about them but rather other unemployed people. “To my dear One Nation supporters when… Read More ›
Trump Tipped To Announce New VP Hulk Hogan To Help Fight Kamala
Rumours are swirling around Washington this week that American President Donald Trump will replace his Vice-President Mike Pence, with former Wrestler Hulk Hogan in an effort to counter his rival, Joe Biden’s announcement that he will run with Kamala. ”When… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 