The Morrison Government’s member for Manila George Christensen has demanded Queensland Premier Anastacia Palacaszcuk open up the State’s borders to South East Asia so that Queenslanders can get back to their normal everyday lives. “This Premier is on a power… Read More ›
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The Queen Urges Prince Andrew To Seriously Consider Holidaying In Paris
Following news breaking overnight that the FBI had charged Ghislaine Maxwell over child sex offences involving Geoffrey Epstein, Queen Elizabeth has urged her son, Prince Andrew to consider getting away from it all and take a holiday in Paris. “The… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing To Build Mangers On All Major Highways
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has pledged that his Government will invest millions in building mangers on all major highways in Australia to ensure that all women have the opportunity to give birth in the same manner as Mary did… Read More ›
Rowan Dean Ecstatic To Learn That 8 People Tuned In To Watch His Larrikin Doco On Sky News
Australian satirist Rowan Dean (sic) is said to be ecstatic today after learning that his documentary, which debuted on Sky News, about the alleged death of the “Aussie larrikin” was watched by at least 8 people. ”When we commissioned this… Read More ›
Australia’s Defamation Lawyers Mourn Alan Jones’ Retirement
Australia’s defamation lawyers have all paused today for a minutes silence to pay tribute to retiring shock jock Alan Jones. ”It’s a very sad day for the defamation industry in Australia with the loss of the Alan Jones radio show,”… Read More ›
Nuclear Physicist On Probation After Putting Hot Wheels Cars In Supercollider
A contrite nuclear physicist at CERN has been severely reprimanded after putting Hot Wheels cars at each end of the Large Hadron Collider and conducting experiments to see if anything cool happens when they crash at high speeds. “We caught… Read More ›