Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce took some time out from collecting discarded cans to tell the Government that the best way to stimulate the economy is by increasing the family benefit payments. “Look if there’s one thing I know… Read More ›
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Scotty From Marketing Considers Launching A Heterosexual Mardi Gras
Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his inner circle that he is considering launching a Mardi Gras for heterosexual couples. With the march planned to go from Cronulla beach to Engadine Maccas. “In Australia we like to give a… Read More ›
Roberts Demands Royal Commission Into Whether Or Not The Fridge Light Stays On When The Door Is Closed
One Nation’s leading mind (sic) Malcolm Roberts has today demanded the Government immediately hold a Royal Commission into whether or not the fridge light stays on when the door is closed. “It’s time this Government focused on issues that matter… Read More ›
World Health Organization To Sell Off Naming Rights To The Virus Formally Known As Carona
The World Health Organization (WHO) has announced today that they will be selling off the naming rights to the virus formerly known as ‘Carona.’ The move comes after initial sponsor, the beer company Carona chose not to renew their contract…. Read More ›
Cormann To Auction Off Calculator Used In LibSpill To Raise Funds For Bushfire Victims
Finance Minister Matthias Cormann has announced today that he will auction off the calculator that he used to crunch the numbers for the Minister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton during the last Liberal leadership spill to raise funds for… Read More ›
Turf War Breaks Out Between Orange And Yellow Hi-vis Wearers
Police have appealed for calm after the tense stand off between workers who wear hi-vis work gear escalated last night following the drive by shooting of an orange hi-vis wearing Irish traffic controller by a gang of yellow hi-vis wearing… Read More ›