Former Prime Minister (yep, really), Scott Morrison, has reached out to former Labor leader (again, yep really) Mark Latham, to see if he would like to join him and his wife for a double date at the former PM’s restaurant… Read More ›
Scandal
Sky News Blames Meghan & Harry For Chris Smith’s Appalling Behaviour
Niche news network Sky News Australia has today blamed celebrity couple Meghan and Harry for their host Chris Smith’s appalling behaviour at the network’s Christmas party. ”Meghan and Harry have a lot to answer for,” said a Station Spokesperson. ”I… Read More ›
Prince Andrew Sends Meghan Markle A Dozen Red Roses As A Thank You For The Distraction
Royal-in-exile Prince Andrew has sent fellow exiled Royal Meghan Markle a dozen red roses, following her and husband Prince Harry’s interview with media mega-star Oprah Winfrey. The roses had a note attached saying: ”Thanks for the distraction.” ”Prince Andrew has… Read More ›
Barnaby Joyce Shocked To Learn That No One In Kmart Cares About His Book
Former deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has revealed that he was shocked to learn that no one in any of the 356 Kmart stores that he visited actually cared at all about him or his new book, Weatherboard and Iron. “I… Read More ›
Concussed NRL Players Unable To Remember Details Of Scandals They’ve Been A Part Of
Rugby league’s concussion epidemic is at crisis point with many former players confessing they have no memories of any of the major off field scandals they were involved during their playing days. “People tell me that I once bit a… Read More ›
NRL Praises Cronulla’s Improvement In Quality Of Off -Field Scandals
The NRL has issued a statement commending the 2016 Premiership winning Cronulla Sharks for lifting not only on-field but off-field in the aftermath of Cronulla player Ben Barba’s sacking for cocaine use. A spokesperson for the NRL told The (un)Australian about Cronulla: “What a… Read More ›
The (un)Australian 