The germ responsible for the condition known as “I think I’m getting the start of a cold” has been isolated in the laboratory, researchers in Switzerland announced today. “This is an entirely different virus from the cold virus or the… Read More ›
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Christopher Pyne Calls For A National Maths Debate
Federal education minister Christopher “The Fixer” Pyne has called on Australia to all come together for a national maths debate. The member for Sturt has threatened to pull funding to schools if they don’t master the debate around maths. Pyne’s… Read More ›
‘Deep Regret’: Dr Karl To Give Away Terrible Shirts
Popular science guru Karl Kruszelnicki says he will give away his entire wardrobe after admitting“deep regret” for his crimes against fashion. Dr Kruszelnicki said he’d copped a backlash from people who had until recently managed to avoid his near saturation of… Read More ›
Cynthia Lennon Back With John In Afterlife: Beatles Fans To Help Yoko Live Forever
Fans of the 1960s version of One Direction have called on scientists and religious leaders to help the woman blamed for the original “Zayn Malik Fiasco” to achieve immortality. Yoko Ono is alleged to have stolen John Lennon in 1968… Read More ›
Abbott To Shirtfront Comets After Early-Warning System Closed By Cuts
Australians need not worry about the threat of a comet hitting Earth, Prime Minister Tony Abbott told The (Un)Australian, because he was prepared to “shirtfront” any rock from outer space that “sought to illegally cross our borders”. The comment came… Read More ›
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