Following threats from the IOC to kick it out of the Rio Olympics, the Russian Olympic team is having serious second thoughts about its decision to hire Stephen Dank to oversee its supplements program. “Dr Dank injected our athletes with… Read More ›
Newly elected Senator Pauline Hanson, having declared she will no longer talk to the press, has today talked to the press about her doubts over scientific research that the world is round and has instead called for an inquiry, believing that… Read More ›
The World Health Organisation has retracted a study that revealed a connection between bowel cancer and bacon after an alert staff member discovered that the doctor presenting the results was actually two pigs dressed up in a long white lab… Read More ›
The germ responsible for the condition known as “I think I’m getting the start of a cold” has been isolated in the laboratory, researchers in Switzerland announced today. “This is an entirely different virus from the cold virus or the… Read More ›
Federal education minister Christopher “The Fixer” Pyne has called on Australia to all come together for a national maths debate. The member for Sturt has threatened to pull funding to schools if they don’t master the debate around maths. Pyne’s… Read More ›
Popular science guru Karl Kruszelnicki says he will give away his entire wardrobe after admitting“deep regret” for his crimes against fashion. Dr Kruszelnicki said he’d copped a backlash from people who had until recently managed to avoid his near saturation of… Read More ›
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