The MInister for the Dark Arts, Peter Dutton has announced that he is looking at solving the youth unemployment problem with the launch of his new initiative, the Dutton youth. Speaking to The (un)Australian the Dark Lord explained the thinking behind… Read More ›
The Australian Federal Police have told the Sky News network that their ratings are just not high enough to warrant them being raided. “Look we just can’t go around raiding everyone, well at least not until we got more funding… Read More ›
The Australian Federal Police has raided Minister for Finance Matthias Cormann’s parliamentary office in what insiders are claiming is a search to locate the dodgy calculator that the Senator used to calculate the numbers for the Minister for the Dark… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been telling colleagues that he is quietly confident that he has the numbers to mount a successful leadership challenge against Prime Minister-elect Scott Morrison. “Peter has been in a great mood… Read More ›
Former Special Envoy for the Drought Barnaby Joyce has revealed to the world that he is indeed one of Sky News’ 7 viewers. The reveal came after backbencher Joyce tweeted the network to thank them for letting him know he… Read More ›
The Morrison Government’s Member for Manilla George Christensen has called on his colleagues to find extra funding for the NBN so that he would be able to Skype into parliament directly from the Philippines. “I’ve tried in the past to… Read More ›
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