Australia’s next top Prime Minister Bill Shorten has told colleagues that he will not deliver the traditional Budget reply speech on Thursday and instead simply recap to the Australian public what has been happening on the popular TV show Married At… Read More ›
Aspiring YouTuber Tony Abbott has called upon the interim Prime Minister Scott Morrison to promote the budget surplus, or ‘Sir Plus’ as Tony refers to it, to a full blown Prince. “I think my Government, I mean Scott’s Government should… Read More ›
Horrified treasury officials unlocking the lock up room ahead of tonight’s federal budget made the gruesome discovery that they had forgotten to release last year’s journalists from the lock up. “We thought the parliament house press gallery had been awfully… Read More ›
Interim Prime Minister Scott ‘ScoMo’ Morrison has announced that this year’s budget will allow funding for more public toilets to be built in and around Engadine McDonald’s. “Look we’ve all been there, you’re close to home when nature calls and… Read More ›
Following the overnight revelation that One Nation has allegedly been soliciting funds from the NRA in exchange for altering Australia’s gun laws, the parties voters have taken to social media to express their disgust at the party with most saying… Read More ›
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has been seen wandering the halls of parliament telling colleagues that he is confident that he has the numbers to roll recently elected NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian and take her job. “Peter is… Read More ›
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