The Australian Government is in turmoil today as it learned that the budget, due to be released tomorrow was in fact calculated by noted ‘numbers man’ Finance Minister Mathias Cormann. ”This is an absolute disaster, who knows how far out… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called celebrity chef Pete Evans to order one of his special light machines to send to American President Donald Trump to help aid his recovery from the Corona Virus. ”I am sure most… Read More ›
Australia’s farmers facing a pandemic led shortage of fruit pickers have approached the TV networks to pitch the show, ‘Farmer Wants A Serf’ with hopes that it will lead to an influx of fruit pickers. ”Desperate times mate, you know… Read More ›
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told the cleaners of Engadine Maccas to stand down and stand by, as this year’s NRL finals featuring the PM’s beloved Cronulla Sharks kick off this week. ”To the cleaners at not just… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell has told friends that he hopes to touch many more lives when he arrives in Rome later this week. The Cardinal has been given an exemption by the Government to return to the Vatican to ‘clean out’ his… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on the nation’s children to consider taking up a trade like carpentry, plumbing or marketing. “This country was built by tradies and we need more of them,” said Prime Minister ScoMo. ”Now is… Read More ›
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