Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called in the big guns to help sanitize the embattled Ruby Princess cruise ship by hiring the cleaning staff from Engadine Maccas. ”Before we send the Ruby Princess on it’s way (or better yet get… Read More ›
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Christensen Wants To Know If Government Tracking App Works Overseas
The Member for Manila George Christensen has demanded to know if the new tracking app that the Government is rolling out will work overseas. ”Look, I can’t say that I like the idea of people tracking my movements,” said the… Read More ›
Politician Who Cheated On Wife Unsurprisingly Not In Favour Of Government Tracking App
Government backbencher and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has released a press release declaring he wants no part in the Government’s plans for all Australian citizens to be tracked via an app. ”This Government can go and get… Read More ›
Manspreading Compulsory Under New Social Distancing Law
The government has introduced a new $10,000 fine for passengers who don’t manspread on buses and trains in a bid to slow down the transmission of the coronavirus. “Any person who sits down on public transport and doesn’t whack their… Read More ›
NSW Premier Tells NRL They Can’t Return Before Schools
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told the NRL that she would not let the competition restart until she could ensure the safety of all the states’ children, by ensuring they were safe and sound back in school. “I realise we… Read More ›
Dutton Declares That Border Force Stops Boats Not Ships
Minister for the Dark Arts Peter Dutton has declared that Border Force, of which he is in charge of is responsible for dealing with boats, not ships. Particularly not cruise ships ”A lot of people most notably the Twitterati have… Read More ›
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