The Junior partner of Australia’s governing Coalition the National party have demanded that their colleagues the Liberals replace the Minister for Science with a Minister for Do Your Own Research. ”Look, why are we putting all our eggs in the… Read More ›
Australia’s Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has announced his parties new slogan for the upcoming federal election, with the party going with: ”It’s not a lie if you believe it.” ”I’m not saying that an election will happen any day… Read More ›
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (yep, really) Barnaby Joyce has asked his colleague Treasurer Josh Frydenburg when he wants him to come on down to Kooyong and help him campaign. ”As Australia’s best retail politician I am always keen to help… Read More ›
Aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has told Opposition leader Anthony Albanese that he should’ve worked harder on his marriage, as Australian’s put great stock in a leader with a strong marriage. ”Albo can buy a new pair of… Read More ›
Worried residents of Lismore have filed a missing persons report with the police following the disappearance of the Prime Minister Scotty from marketing during his alleged visit to the town last week. ”I hope he’s alright, floods can be a… Read More ›
The flood ravaged town of Lismore in NSW is to be evacuated later this week to allow Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing the opportunity to take in the damage and have his photo taken without being shouted down by… Read More ›
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