Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing has asked his wife Jen to call the office and tell them that he’s sick after waking up on Monday with a severe hangover. ”Just between you and me I did have a sink… Read More ›
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ScoMo Livid That Aus Post Executives Received Cartier Watches Instead Of Bunnings Gift Cards
Prime Minister Scotty from Marketing is reportedly livid after learning that Australia Post executives were gifted $12,000 worth of Cartier watches instead of a more practical gift, like a Bunnings gift card. ”I am disappointed at the choice of gifts… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Annoys Colleagues By Over Doing His Borat Impersonation
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has not won any fans this week in parliament due to over use of his Borat impersonation. The excited PM has brought back his impersonation of Sacha Baron Cohen’s comedic creation ahead of the… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing To Bring Back Penalty Rates For PM’s Forced To Work Weekends
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told colleagues that he plans to reintroduce penalty rates for Prime Ministers who are forced to work weekends. ”We all know that Scotty loves nothing more on the weekend than sitting back and… Read More ›
Scotty from Marketing Calls For The Role Of PM To Be Able To Take Flex Time Like All Other Public Servants
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called for changes to the remuneration package attached to the role of Prime Minister. With the current PM wishing to be able to take flex time like all other public servants. ”I will… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Staff No More Wednesday Arvo Meetings As They Are Getting In The Way Of His Weekends
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his staff to stop booking in Wednesday afternoon meetings, as they are getting in the way of his weekends. ”The PM likes to keep his weekends to himself and his family,” said… Read More ›
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