Scott Morrison’s former best friend Stuart Robert has condemned the Royal Commission into the Robodebt program that he was a part of for not letting him give his testimony in tongues. ”It was most upsetting that the Commissioner wouldn’t let… Read More ›
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Dude Who Walked Out On The Apology And Did Nothing To Close The Gap Whilst In Govt Undecided On The Voice
Opposition Leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton remains undecided on what position his party will take on the proposed Indigenous Voice to Parliament. The Dark Lord has used the Parliamentary break to reflect on his past – like the time… Read More ›
The UnOz’s 2022 Person Of The Year!
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. If 2022 was a chess game it didn’t go well for the World… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Who He Should Invoice For Yesterdays Royal Commission Gig
Former Minister for everything and occasional PM Scott Morrison has asked his staff to find out who he is to invoice for his speaking gig at yesterday’s Royal Commission into the contentious Robodebt program. ”Was good to get a gig… Read More ›
Albo Thanks The Coalition For His Xmas Gift Of A Dud Opposition Leader
Prime Minister and aspiring DJ Anthony Albanese has sent the Coalition a thank you note after receiving their Christmas gift of a dud Opposition leader that goes by the name of Peter Dutton. ‘’I didn’t expect much from them to… Read More ›
ScoMo Asks Jen To Call Dutts And Tell Him He’s Too Sick To Be Censured
Australia’s soon to be censured former minister for health/technology/infrastructure/finance and occasional Prime Minister Scott Morrison has asked his wife Jen if she could give his boss, Peter Dutton, a call and tell him that he’s too sick to be censured… Read More ›