Australia’s farmers facing a pandemic led shortage of fruit pickers have approached the TV networks to pitch the show, ‘Farmer Wants A Serf’ with hopes that it will lead to an influx of fruit pickers. ”Desperate times mate, you know… Read More ›
Scott Morrison
ScoMo Tells Engadine Maccas Cleaners To Stand Down And Stand By
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told the cleaners of Engadine Maccas to stand down and stand by, as this year’s NRL finals featuring the PM’s beloved Cronulla Sharks kick off this week. ”To the cleaners at not just… Read More ›
Cardinal Pell Hopes To Touch Many More Lives On His Return To Rome
Cardinal Pell has told friends that he hopes to touch many more lives when he arrives in Rome later this week. The Cardinal has been given an exemption by the Government to return to the Vatican to ‘clean out’ his… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Aussie Kids To Consider Studying A Trade Like Carpentry, Plumbing Or Marketing
Australia’s Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called on the nation’s children to consider taking up a trade like carpentry, plumbing or marketing. “This country was built by tradies and we need more of them,” said Prime Minister ScoMo. ”Now is… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Launches New Campaign Slogan: ScoMo ’07
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has this week launched his parties new campaign slogan: ScoMo ’07. Which he plans on taking to next year’s federal election. ”How good is the new campaign slogan?” Asked Prime Minister Scotty. ”It tested… Read More ›
Craig Kelly Calls On The Government To Appoint Gary Ablett Sr As Chief Health Officer
Government backbencher and aspiring Minister for Science Craig Kelly has called upon the Government (which he is still a part of) to appoint former AFL player Gary Ablett Sr as the countries new Chief Medical Officer. ”It’s time this Government… Read More ›
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