Prime Minister Scott Morrison has offered the women of Australia a bit of life advice, telling them that the only reason to be on your knees is for prayer. The advice follows the revelation that his colleague Andrew Laming took… Read More ›
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ScoMo Tells Women To Wear Ankle Length Skirts So As Not To Tempt Andrew Laming
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has called upon the Nation’s women to never wear any skirts shorter than ankle length, so as to not tempt his colleague Andrew Laming to up-skirt them. ”The Ladies of Australia need to realise that… Read More ›
BREAKING: ScoMo Sacks Laming, Porter And Announces An All Female Cabinet
April Fools! As if Scotty from marketing would do anything to make an actual difference. Stay tuned this weekend as the PM releases pictures of his latest Bunnings project and a stylised photoshoot with the Easter Bunny. Happy Easter! You… Read More ›
Porter Tells The Nation’s Scientists To Hurry Up And Invent A Time Machine Or That Gun From Men In Black
Australia’s newest Minister for Industry, Science And Innovation Christian Porter has called on the Nation’s scientists to “get cracking on inventing a time machine or better yet one of those guns from Men In Black that erases peoples memories.” ”It’s… Read More ›
Dutton Celebrates Defence Promotion By Strangling A Puppy
The Dark Lord Peter Dutton who is now Australia’s new Minister for Defence has celebrated his promotion to the role by indulging in his favourite hobby of strangling puppies. ”It’s quite an honour to be made Minister for Defence,” said… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Women To Be Thankful That Laming Shot Up That Girl’s Skirt With A Camera Instead Of A Gun
Prime Minister ScoMo has told the Nation’s ladies to not be too up in arms over Andrew Laming shooting a girl’s butt with a camera – reminding them that, in other countries, women get shot with guns. ”I know the… Read More ›
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