Scotty From Marketing: “I want to focus on my family, my friends, and my fitness. Basically anything I can do to keep me away from my actual job.” Albo: ”I want to focus on the important things in life, like… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing
Berejiklian Tells NSW To Only Leave The House On NYE If You’re Rich
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told the state to stay in this New Year’s Eve, unless of course they are either a high earner or have old family money. ”I call on the state to all come together,… Read More ›
The UnOz’s 2020 Person Of The Year!
The UnOz’s Person of the Year award is one of the most anticipated events of the year, with defamation lawyers everywhere especially keen to see the list. 2020 has definitely been a year to remember, or forget if you have… Read More ›
Berjiklian Tells Northern Beaches That The Only Reason To Leave The House Is To Gamble
NSW Premier (for now) Gladys Berejiklian has told residents locked down in the State’s Northern Beaches that the only reason for them to leave their house is to gamble at a nearby RSL or Casino. “‘We need to get on… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells The Arts To Start Putting On Some Fundraising Shows For The Struggling Coal Industry
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called on Australia’s arts industry to come together and start organising some fundraising shows for the struggling coal industry, like they did for last summer’s bushfire victims. “We are all in this together,… Read More ›
Government Announces New Welfare Initiative: MineKeeper
The Australian Government has reacted swiftly to news that China will no longer be accepting the country’s coal by setting up a new welfare initiative, Minekeeper. “The very second I heard that our coal was not being taken I got… Read More ›
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