Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has called for changes to the remuneration package attached to the role of Prime Minister. With the current PM wishing to be able to take flex time like all other public servants. ”I will… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing
ScoMo Tells Staff No More Wednesday Arvo Meetings As They Are Getting In The Way Of His Weekends
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has told his staff to stop booking in Wednesday afternoon meetings, as they are getting in the way of his weekends. ”The PM likes to keep his weekends to himself and his family,” said… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Sends Gladys A Bunnings Gift Card To Lift Her Spirits
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has sent besieged NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian a Bunnings gift card in an effort to lift her spirits after a torrid week. ”In politics, some weeks are better than others and I just wanted… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing Named Bunnings’ Employee Of The Month
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from marketing has been named Bunnings’ Employee of the month. With the Prime Minister telling colleagues that this award is going straight to the pool room. ”The PM is very excited to be bestowed with this… Read More ›
Amazon Founder Jeff Bezos Thanks Australian Government For The Tax Cuts
Jeff Bezos, the multi-billionaire owner of online ordering behemoth Amazon, has thanked the Australian Government for including income tax cuts in their 2020 budget. ”Great Government you have down there in Australia,” said Mr Bezos. ”Those income tax cuts will… Read More ›
The UnOz’s Budget Winners And Losers
Winners The minority of Australians who still have a job and are therefore able to pay their taxes, will now be paying less tax. Pensioners – just kidding. Universities – psych! Pensioners, no joke, will be getting two extra one-off… Read More ›
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