Minister for jobs and innovation Michaelia Cash has used an appearance at Senate Estimates to throw shade at the Opposition by challenging them to ‘Cash me outside, how bout dat.’ “I ain’t afraid of Bill Shorten, I’ll name names, you… Read More ›
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High Court Rules Tasmanian Senator Can Wear Two Hats
The High Court has ruled Devonport mayor Steve Martin eligible to replace Jacqui Lambie in the senate after finding that it is not a conflict of interest for him to be both the head of a political party and the… Read More ›
“Parliament So Much Nicer Without Those Freaks From The Lower House” Says Senate
After a full week of not sharing Parliament House with members of the House of Representatives, the Australian Senate is bracing itself for them returning to work and cluttering up the place again. “It’s been the best week ever without… Read More ›
One Nation To Begin Searching Under Rocks To Replace Malcolm Roberts
Pauline Hanson’s One Nation party has announced that they will commence searching under rocks for a replacement Senator. Should Senator Malcolm Roberts be eliminated from the Senate due to dual citizenship. Speaking to The (un)Australian a party spokesperson discussed the… Read More ›
Marriage Equality Vote Attacked By Water Fleas
The parliamentary vote on marriage equality is recovering in hospital after being savagely attacked by water fleas in Port Phillip Bay last night. “The debate about me had been heating up so I took a dip in the bay to… Read More ›
Severe Loss Of Old Growth Greens As Citizenship Based Clear-felling Continues
The Australian Greens are today surveying the damage done to the party room following the citizenship-based clear-felling that has occurred to their old-growth Senators. The loss of Senators Ludlam and Waters is seen as significant and has caused structural damage… Read More ›
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