Australia’s Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called the manager of Engadine Maccas for advice on how to clean up the shit left behind by the former PM Scott Morrison. ”The Dark Lord is not averse to reaching… Read More ›
Sky News
Dutton Calls On Chinese Checkers To Be Renamed Freedom Checkers
The Opposition leader the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has called upon the popular board game Chinese Checkers to be renamed ‘Freedom Checkers’ in an effort to punish China for the ongoing animosity between the two counntries. ”I am appalled that… Read More ›
Peta Credlin’s Viewers, All 3 Of Them Want Her In Parliament
Sky News Australia’s third highest rating presenter Peta Credlin has been buoyed today after her viewers, all 3 of them urged her to down tools and run for Parliament. With news that former PM Scott Morrison may be looking to… Read More ›
Man Who Breached The Racial Discrimination Act Unsurprisingly Against Aboriginal Recognition In The Constitution
Andrew Bolt a Sky News after dark host who’s show regularly attracts 10’s of viewers has come out to today against Aboriginal recognition in the constitution. Mr Bolt’s stance follows the TV show host and blogger’s 2010 court appearance where… Read More ›
Albo’s Scar Throbs Indicating The Dark Lord Peter Dutton Has Returned
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has been struck down with a throbbing pain emanating from the scar on his forehead, an indication that the Dark Lord Peter Dutton has returned to Canberra from his latest overseas jaunt. ”Albo knew straight away… Read More ›
Sky News To Run A Telethon To Raise Funds For Cardinal Pell
Niche news network Sky News Australia has announced plans to hold a telethon to raise funds for Cardinal Pell’s upcoming legal battles. They’ve asked their viewers, all 6 of them, to please give generously. ”The Cardinal has touched so many,”… Read More ›
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