Niche news network Sky News Australia has dedicated the weekend to attacking Prime Minister Anthony Albanese over his failure to take any action over the US Supreme court’s ruling on Roe V Wade. ”What is Albo actually doing?” Asked low… Read More ›
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Entire Nation Trying Not To Picture Rupert Murdoch And Jerry Hall Doing It
Australia’s 23 million people have spent the past few days trying to get the image of Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall’s wedding night out of their head. “I’m trying to think of nice things like a beautiful lake with ducks… Read More ›
ScoMo Condemns Albo For Failing To Cook Any Curries Or Build Any Chook Sheds
Former PM Scott Morrison has condemned his successor Anthony Albanese for failing to cook a curry or build a chook house and instead jetting off overseas to talk to World leaders. ”Where’s Albo’s priorities?” Asked the hi-vis wearing ex-PM. ”He’s… Read More ›
Sky News Calls On Its Viewers, All 6 Of Them To Storm The Capital
Niche news network Sky News Australia have called upon their viewers, all 6 of them to storm the Nation’s Capital city Canberra and protest the fall of the Morrison/Joyce/Murdoch regime. ”It’s time patriots to hit the road and show the… Read More ›
Scott Tells Jen To Take The Shower Curtains When Packing Up Kirribilli
Australia’s latest ex-PM Scott Morrison has told his wife Jen to make sure she packs the shower curtains and maybe swipe a towel or two from Kirribilli this week when she packs up as the family prepares to move back… Read More ›
Barnaby Asks Swinging Voters To At Least Let Him Poll Them
Australia’s deputy Prime Minister (for now) and aspiring Minister for Home Affairs Barnaby Joyce has pleaded with swinging voters to give him a chance and let him poll them. ”I know a lot of Australians don’t like me, but today… Read More ›
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