Australia’s Coalition Government (for now) is today tipped to announce that they will be cutting the fuel excise on premium unleaded petrol and raising it on E10, in an effort to curtail rising fuel costs. ”Don’t think we haven’t noticed… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia has lashed out and blamed what they call ”cancel culture” for the network’s ridiculously low ratings. ”Damn! Woke leftists have decided to cancel us,” said a Sky News spokesperson. ”They should force people to… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a call-to-arms to their viewers, all 6 of them, to get out and support the Prime Minister Scotty-who-was-fired-from-Marketing. ”Sure, the polls aren’t looking great at the moment for our dear leader,” said… Read More ›
Australia’s Minister for the Dark Arts Lil’ Petey Dutton has jumped at the opportunity to sit on Santa Rup’s lap and ask him if for Christmas he could be Prime Minister. ”I do admit I would rather take my rightful… Read More ›
Community action group Voices of Wagga have thrown their support behind former NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian’s potential run for the seat of Warringah, located on Sydney’s North Shore. ”Go for it, Gladys! The people of Wagga are right behind you… Read More ›
Niche news network Sky News Australia has launched a new reality show, Australia’s next top racist with the winner to be given Alan Jones’ spot on the network. ”Replacing Alan Jones is no easy task, it’s rare these days to… Read More ›
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