Scott Morrison’s team of cheer leaders at News Corp has launched a campaign to rename the fancy biscuit the Macaroon, the ScoMo. ”How dare French President Macron complain about our dear leader ScoMo’s lies,” said a News Corp Spokesperson. ”The… Read More ›
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Gladys And ScoMo Promise That All Marginal Electorates Will Be Vaccinated By Election Time
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his deputy Gladys ‘Gold Standard’ Berejiklian have promised that all Liberal voters and marginal electorates will be vaccinated by the time that the next Federal election rolls around in May 2022. ”Rest assured… Read More ›
Sky News Australia Calls On Their Fans All 6 Of Them To Boycott YouTube
Niche news service Sky News Australia has reacted angrily to being suspended by YouTube for a week over their continual positing of fake news, calling upon their viewers, all 6 of them to boycott the streaming giant. ”How dare YouTube… Read More ›
Conservatives Demand Jumping To Conclusions Be Included In The Olympics
Australian conservatives are leading a campaign to demand that the Queensland Olympics scheduled for 2032 include the sport of Jumping to Conclusions. The campaign is being lead by conservative commentator Miranda Devine, an expert in the field, and has strong… Read More ›
Rural Australia Facing An Infestation Of Credlins, Murrays And Bolts
Rural Australia which is currently in the grip of a mouse plague has been dealt the devastating news that they will soon be infested with Credlins, Murrays and Bolts. After news broke that niche news service Sky News Australia would… Read More ›
ScoMo Tells Bolt I’m Not Racist But…….
Australian Prime Minister Scotty from Hillsong has reached out to avid blogger Andrew Bolt to tell him that he’s not racist but, he feels that we need less people from India in the country. The move came after Bolt took… Read More ›