Prime Minister ScoMo fresh off the plane from Hawaii has pledged to replace the 1000’s of hectares of lost bush caused by the horrific bushfires with as many palm trees as he can source. “My trip to Hawaii wasn’t just… Read More ›
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Prime Minister ScoMo Tells Fire Fighters Relief’s At Hand As The First Test Starts Tomorrow
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has met with firefighters battling blazes around New South Wales to deliver them the good news that relief is on it’s way as the first test against New Zealand in Perth starts tomorrow. “Initially I was… Read More ›
ScoMo Urges Australians To Light A Candle For The Bushfires
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has urged all Australians particularly those in New South Wales to take a moment out of their day to light a candle and think of those who are suffering due to the bushfires. “I find in… Read More ›
Coalition Reverts To Mayan Calendar To Meet 2030 Emission Targets
The Australian government has declared that it is certain to meet all of its obligations to reduce carbon emissions by 2030 after officially adopting the Mayan calendar. “The great cycle of the long count component of the Mayan calendar ended… Read More ›
Prime Minister ScoMo Appoints Australian Cricket Team Special Envoys To The Bush Fires
Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has today announced that he has appointed the Australian cricket team as ‘Special Envoys to the Bush Fires’ in a move that he hopes will help reinvigorate struggling towns dealing with bush fires and drought…. Read More ›
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