People living in the New South Wales country have gotten a taste of how tough life is for Sydney people after strong easterly winds blew a traffic jam into the state’s central west. “We’ve spent the past few weeks surrounded… Read More ›
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Prime Minister ScoMo Tells Fire Fighters Relief’s At Hand As The First Test Starts Tomorrow
Prime Minister Scott Morrison has met with firefighters battling blazes around New South Wales to deliver them the good news that relief is on it’s way as the first test against New Zealand in Perth starts tomorrow. “Initially I was… Read More ›
Gladys Tells Sydney To Forget The Smoke And Just Lay Back And Think About The Light Rail
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has told residents of Sydney to forget about the smoke permeating through the city and instead lay back and think about the pending opening of the long awaited light rail. “The people of Sydney need to… Read More ›
Coalition Reverts To Mayan Calendar To Meet 2030 Emission Targets
The Australian government has declared that it is certain to meet all of its obligations to reduce carbon emissions by 2030 after officially adopting the Mayan calendar. “The great cycle of the long count component of the Mayan calendar ended… Read More ›
NSW Government Announces Plans To Privatise Its Citizens
The NSW Government fresh off privatising their bus services despite going to an election earlier this year saying they would not, has now announced their latest splash for cash with a plan to privatise the State’s citizens. “If we want… Read More ›
NSW Premier Orders The Army To Shoot Any Sniffer Dog Within 5 Km’s Of Randwick Race Course
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has called in the Army to protect race goers at Randwick racecourse from drug sniffer dogs. With a particular focus on keeping the sniffer dogs away from those attending the Everest horse race. “People just want… Read More ›
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