To celebrate this months Everest horse race the NSW Government has announced that they will be opening up the Sydney Harbour Bridge to proven problem gamblers should they feel the need to jump. “What an exciting time for NSW with… Read More ›
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Joyce Refuses To Pull Out…………….Again
Former deputy Prime Minister and self confessed ‘families man’ Barnaby Joyce has once again refused to pull out. Of speaking at an anti-abortion rally in Sydney over the weekend. “People want, no they need to hear my opinion on abortion,”… Read More ›
Coles Announces New Set Of Anti-Terror Minis
Cole’s supermarkets have announced that it would be adding a new selection to its already popular plastic crap minis range. Coles Spokesperson Richard Slicker told the (un)Australian: “Off the back of the recent attack in Sydney, people have been clamouring to protect their… Read More ›
Pro Life Lobby Goes To Sleazy Backyard Parliament To Block Abortion Bill
Having been rejected by the legitimate NSW parliament, the anti Abortion lobby has found a dodgy backyard parliament willing to block the bill that intends to decriminalise abortion. “We’ve found a cockroach ridden parliament down a back alley and up… Read More ›
NSW Government To Fast track Building Of Giant Milk Crate Sculpture In Sydney
The NSW Government has announced that not only is it taking it’s plan to build a giant milk crate sculpture off of the scrap heap but it will now fast track the construction with an aim for the sculpture to… Read More ›
Remake Of Mel Gibson’s What Women Want Tipped To Star Fred Nile
Minister, NSW Politician and self-appointed expert on all things female, Fred Nile has been tipped to star in the planned remake of the Mel Gibson film What Women Want. “We’ve been looking for someone to play the title role for a… Read More ›
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