The Association of Australian Real Estate Agents has called on the Government to allow the sale of human organs so as to allow first home owners a way to enter into the market. “The average price of a house in… Read More ›
Sydney
NSW To Forfeit Game 2 Of Origin To Avoid Breaching Sydney’s Lockout Laws
The NSW State of Origin team has been ordered to forfeit their next game due to be held in Sydney so as to avoid breaching the State’s lockout laws in the event that the match goes into overtime. “We are… Read More ›
Gladys Berejiklian Launches Re-Election Campaign With New Slogan ‘Luke Foley’
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has launched her bid to be re-elected by revealing her parties new slogan: ‘Luke Foley.’ “We thought long and hard on how to launch this campaign. Would we make it about infrastructure or investment but instead… Read More ›
Planners Decide On “Siberian Mining City” Look For Sydney
Planning NSW and Australia’s biggest property developers have announced their new plan for Sydney, with a motif based upon the thriving mining metropolises of the Siberian tundra. “The look we’re going for is one we call Novosibirsk with ibises,” said… Read More ›
Victorian Police Brought In To Deal With Sydney Harbour Bridge Climber
Wednesday morning traffic was ground to a halt in Sydney as a man climbed onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge, closing multiple lanes of traffic. As the NSW Police cordoned off lanes, they struggled to manage the situation, deciding to bring… Read More ›
NSW Government To Lower House Prices By Making Sydney Unliveable
The NSW State Government has announced their housing affordability plan which centers around making the State unliveable for those that earn less than $100,000 per year. “Let’s face it the exploding population is leading to the demand for housing to… Read More ›
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