Prime Minister Tony Abbott has confirmed that Australia will be taking an additional 12,000 refugees from war torn Syria. This should be applauded. Australia has an international obligation to refugees, this can not debated. Its obligation to asylum seekers, displaced… Read More ›
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Refugee Crisis: Australia Must Give Priority To Those Most At Risk – NRL Fans
The Australian government will today announce a one-off intake of refugees from war-torn Syria and it is expected to prioritise those most at risk, National Rugby League (NRL) fans. A government official spoke to The (un)Australian about the decision to prioritise… Read More ›
Inner City Man Hailed As Hero For Sharing Controversial Image
Late last week, as news broke of a humanitarian crisis, brave Internet Activist John Assured, swung into action ensuring that the most upsetting images were seen by as many people as possible. “It’s important that I get this message… Read More ›
Lara Bingle Relieved To Learn She’s Not The Model Shot Dead In Syria
The Bingle-Worthington family is celebrating for the second time in as many months after it was confirmed Lara Bingle was not killed whilst fighting for ISIS. The 27-year-old model and her 38-year-old husband actor Sam Worthington welcomed their first child… Read More ›
Government Declares First No Go Zone, You’ll Never Guess Where They Picked!
The Australian Government has declared the first no go zone for Australian travelers under its new foreign fighters legislation and in an upset, Bali has beaten out firm favourite’s Syria and Iraq. A spokesperson for the Federal Government justified the… Read More ›
Desperate Bombing Addict Convinced This Time They’ll Win The Middle East For Sure
A bombing addict is again carrying out air strikes in Iraq in a desperate bid to win a stable Middle East favourable to their interests, despite the fact their frequent wars on the country have all failed disastrously. “They are… Read More ›