Australia’s Spotty McSpotfaces are in a state of outrage and thousands of oompah loompahs are out of work after an attack by the Petya ransomware virus caused the Cadburys chocolate factory in Hobart to stop its production line. “My bathroom… Read More ›
The Australian Cricket Board (ACB) is breathing a sigh of relief today after Sydney’s controversial lockout laws saved the life of their newest Hall of Fame inductee David Boon. Speaking to The (un)Australian a spokesperson for the ACB expressed… Read More ›
The state of Tasmania will now be celebrating Australia Day on the 29th of December to honour the birth date of moustachioed test cricket legend David Boon. “Australia Day should be a cause for celebration for all citizens of Australia… Read More ›
A campaign to rename the Spirit of Tasmania II, ‘the Spirit of Sydney’, has been successful, with TT-Line Company CEO Bernard Dwyer announcing the name change this afternoon. The crusade sprung into action Wednesday evening after reports that the Spirit… Read More ›
Canberra has issued West Australian Premier Colin Barnett an ultimatum to withdraw West Australian police from Hobart within 48 hours. The move comes after Western Australia annexed Tasmania in the early hours of this morning. The act of aggression follows weeks… Read More ›
