In off-the-record comments, a source from ASIO admitted to The (Un)Australian that the security agency’s greatest fears over national security were “the ever-present threat of a fatal flag pole accident involving our prime minister”. Prime Minister Tony Abbott has been constantly warning against the prospect of a… Read More ›
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Zaky Mallah Devastated To Be Subject Of Media Attention
Acquitted terror suspect Zaky Mallah is reportedly “deeply upset” by the media attention he has received following his televised appearance in the ABC’s Q&A audience. As the Q&A scandal rolls into its second week, Mallah and the ABC continues to… Read More ›
PM Reveals Undervalued Suburbs In Bid To Address Rising House Prices
The PM has launched a bold new strategyat ASIO headquarters aimed at combatting rising house prices by identifying some areas of Western Sydney and Melbourne as“terrorism recruitment zones”. “Properties in these areas are hot, hot, hot,” Tony Abbott said, pointing… Read More ›
Six Victims Left ‘Slightly Damp’ After Diet Coke Related Terrorist Attack
Staff at United Airlines are claiming vindication after as many as six people were left slightly damp in what is being described as the worst Diet Coke-related terrorist attack of all time. Yesterday Jamal Fajloun, aged five-and-a-half, while at a… Read More ›
Tony Abbott Radicalised By ISIS Propaganda
Prime Minister Tony Abbott in a statement to parliament today revealed he had been radicalised by ISIS propaganda. Mr Abbott told the house he had been searching death cult websites in an effort to design a counter propaganda program when… Read More ›
The Interview Release Cancelled On The Back Of Threats; Bad Reviews
Sony pictures announced this week that they are cancelling the release of The Interview on the back of terrorist threats and some absolutely scathing reviews. Sony pictures have been the target of cyber-attacks once it was revealed that the plot… Read More ›