The Morrison government will act today with regards to the chaos currently embroiling the ABC by appointing former Prime Minister Tony Abbott as a ‘Special Envoy’ to the beleaguered broadcaster. “The public does not want to hear from the ABC,”… Read More ›
The Bolt Report
B2 Tipped To Replace Guthrie As The ABC’s Managing Director
Following the out of the blue dismissal yesterday of ABC Managing Director Michelle Guthrie Banana in pajama B2 has emerged as the red hot favourite to take over Guthrie’s role as Managing Director. “B2 has always had eyes on the… Read More ›
Hanson Tells 9 Year Old Anthem Girl To Meet Her Behind The Bike Sheds After School
Senator Pauline Hanson has issued a challenge to the 9 year old Queensland school girl who refused to stand up for the national anthem to meet her behind the bike sheds after school where it will definitely be on. “You… Read More ›
Herald Sun Launches New Motto “We’re Not Racist But…….”
Melbourne’s Herald Sun newspaper has launched a new advertising campaign centered around it’s new motto, ‘We’re not racist but…….’ “Newspapers these days have to work hard to keep people’s interest,” said a Herald Sun Spokesperson. “We feel with our new… Read More ›
Nation Stunned As New PM Goes A Week Without Being Challenged
The Citizens of Australia have awoken this morning to the stunning news that their Prime Minister #ScoMo has gone a whole week in power without being challenged by another contender. “Is everything OK down there in Canberra?” Asked a concerned… Read More ›
Sky News’ Ratings Bonanza: Set to Break The Elusive Double Digit Mark
The Sky News team has spent the week celebrating after their coverage of the Liberal leadership crisis resulted in record ratings for the network. They even came close to breaking the elusive double-digit viewers mark. “What a great week we… Read More ›