The Right wing media is in uproar today after Australia’s latest Prime Minister #ScoMo placed an Australian flag pin on his left lapel. “I’m outraged, sorry what are we talking about?” Asked Shock Jock Andrew Bolt. “Oh that’s right #ScoMo… Read More ›
The Bolt Report
Farmers Fight Off Flood Of Breakfast TV Presenters
Farmers in New South Wales and Queensland currently in the midst of a drought have faced a new challenge in recent weeks with a surging flood of breakfast TV presenters bearing down on them. “Mate it’s been tough, I was… Read More ›
Sky News Defends New Talk Show Hitler & Friends
Sky news has gone on the offensive to defend it’s new Sunday night talk show Hitler & Friends, calling critics of the shows, ‘Inner-city, latte sipping Leftie elitists.’ “Look you Lefties only want to hear people who echo your own… Read More ›
Sadistic Woollies Shopper Reckons 15c Is A Bargain For Chance To Choke A Dolphin To Death
A thrifty psychopathic Woolworths shopper with a pathological hatred of dolphins believes that a 15 cent plastic bag that he has found is the bargain of a lifetime. “The last time I choked a dolphin in person I had to… Read More ›
Andrew Bolt Proposes Burning Green Bags As An Alternate Energy Source
Plastic bag enthusiast Andrew Bolt has called on the Government to consider burning green bags as an alternate energy source as part of the upcoming National Energy guarantee. “What use are green bags,” said Andrew Bolt. “If like me you… Read More ›
Canadian Bigot Shocked To Learn How Few People Actually Watch Sky News
Alt-right Canadian bigot Lauren Southern was shocked to learn how few people actually watched Sky News after appearing on the network over the weekend. Southern who is in Australia as part of her, “Look At Me Say Racist Crap’ world… Read More ›