Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has condemned the ABC after they refused to consider his application to become the third banana in pajamas, B3 in the networks planned live action reboot of the series. “The ABC has some hide in… Read More ›
The Bolt Report
Lest. We. Forget Yassmin Abdel-Magied This ANZAC Day
News Corp, publishers of The Australian, Daily Telegraph and Herald Sun have called upon Australian’s to take a moment this ANZAC day to pause and reflect on Yassmin Abdel-Magied. “ANZAC day is a sacred day on the Australian calendar and last… Read More ›
Greens Push To Legalise Cannibalism After Annual 420 Meeting
Greens leader and ‘federal joint chief’ Richard Di Natale told a smoke-filled Canberra party room on Friday that cannibalism needs to be decriminalised and legalised. “This day, the 20th of April, or 4/20 Day, we present our cornerstone policy; that… Read More ›
Peta Credlin Diagnosed As Suffering Delusions Of Relevance
Sky News host Peta Credlin has been diagnosed as suffering from ‘delusions of relevance’ following her appearance on The Bolt Report where she claimed to have spoken to the Minister for the Environment and Energy Josh Frydenburg over his criticisms of… Read More ›
Abbott To Challenge….Commonwealth Games Cycling Team
Former Prime Minister and lycra afficianado Tony Abbott has announced today that he will challenge the current Commenwealth games cycling team to a race. “I believe most Australian’s think that it is time that this team of cyclists face up… Read More ›
Bernardi Demands Those C**ts At The ABC Apologise
The leader of South Australia’s least popular party the Australian Conservatives Cory Bernardi has demanded that the c**t’s at the ABC behind the skit that called his colleague a c**t apologise for their appalling disrespect. “The ABC has gone too… Read More ›
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