Irrelevant cross bencher, Barnaby Joyce, has called a press conference and told the two reporters present about how livid he was to not be invited to the Prime Minister’s bucks party. ”I can understand not making the cut to the… Read More ›
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ScoMo And His Creepy Mate Spend The Week Building A Pillow Fort
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison and his creepy mate, the Member for Dawson have spent the week in the Lodge working on a pillow fort to pass time during Canberra’s lockdown. ”Lockdown can get a little lonely without Jen… Read More ›
Dude Who Turned Up To Work 2 Days Out Of 5 Really Looking Forward To The Weekend
Prime Minister for Sydney Scott Morrison has been telling colleagues how much he’s looking forward to the weekend, after a grueling week which saw the PM have to rock up to work 2 consecutive days in a row. ”Scott has… Read More ›
Scotty From Marketing: 10 Iconic Buildings That I Want To Pose Next To
As I sit here in isolation at the Lodge with only my 16 personal photographers and 40 strong team of media advisors to keep me company, I have a lot of time to ponder what I want to achieve as… Read More ›
PM’S Office Researching How Many Macca’s Toilets There Are Between The Lodge And Yarralumna
The office of the Prime Minister has been out and about scouting how many McDonald’s toilets there are between the Prime Minister’s Canberra residence ‘The Lodge’ and the Governor General’s residence ‘Yarralumna.’ The scouting trip is in preparation for the… Read More ›
Newly Renovated Lodge Includes Full Set Of Dogs Playing Pool Paintings
Lucy Turnbull has proudly unveiled the completed renovations of the Prime Minister’s official residence “The Lodge” to the media, in which pride of place has gone to a full set of the famous “Dogs Playing Pool” paintings. “I felt that… Read More ›
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