Former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has rushed to call American President Donald Trump, vowing that he would shirtfront Malcolm Turnbull on President Trump’s behalf. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Abbott spoke of his conversation with President Trump, saying “When… Read More ›
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Bill Shorten Urges Manus Island Detainees To Join The Fight Against Trump
Labor leader Bill Shorten has recorded a video message for asylum seekers detained on Manus Island in which he urged them to join the fight against American President Donald Trump’s immigration ban. Speaking to The (un)Australian Bill Shorten explained his call… Read More ›
Abbott Worried The Government Is Losing Touch As No Princes Knighted
Former Prime Minister Tony Abbott has taken a break from his self-imposed ban on sniping and undermining the Government, to snipe and undermine the Government declaring that the Turnbull Government risked ‘losing touch with the people.’ Speaking to The (un)Australian… Read More ›
Trump Urges Scientists To Wear Masks And Start Hitting Each Other With Chairs
The US President will begin listening to what scientists have to say if they start dressing up in fancy costumes and behave more like professional wrestlers. “Science has a lot to learn from professional wrestling which is a byword for… Read More ›
Cory Bernardi’s Ego Tipped To Be Named Australian Of The Year
Liberal Senator and self-professed purveyor of ‘common sense’ Cory Bernardi has leaked to the press that his ego will be named Australian of the year later tonight, in a ceremony to be held in Canberra. Speaking to The (un)Australian a… Read More ›
President Trump Keeps The Pee Pee From TPP
Donald Trump has pulled America out of the TPP after discovering the letters stand for Trans Pacific Partnership and have nothing to do with the by products of drinking too much tea. “I was excited about the TPP when I… Read More ›