Former Prime Minister John Howard is recovering today after being heckled at a CFMEU open mic comedy night. The incident occurred when Mr Howard popped in to try out some new material. Speaking to The (un)Australian Mr Howard’s wife Janet… Read More ›
The (un)Australian
Australia’s Alt-Right Calls For Section 18C To Be Lowered To 13C
Australia’s freedom of speech crusaders have today called on the federal government to consider lowering section 18C of the racial discrimination act to section 13C of the act. Citing American Milo Yiannopoulos as their inspiration. Speaking to The (un)Australian on… Read More ›
NASA Discovers Planet Containing Enough Potential To Keep Them Funded
Scientists from NASA today excitedly announced the discovery of something in space that is hopefully interesting enough to keep them funded for the next ten years. “The discovery of seven, yes you heard me right mate, seven new planets out… Read More ›
Bernardi Demands Telstra Fix His Phone As He’s Received No Calls For A Week
The sole representative of the Australian Conservatives party, Senator Cory Bernardi has today called on Telstra to fix his phone after he went a week without receiving a single call. Speaking to The (un)Australian (in person), Senator Bernardi bemoaned… Read More ›
George Pell Offers Milo Yiannopoulos A Job At The Catholic Church
Cardinal Pell has come to the rescue of besieged Breitbart tech editor Milo Yiannopoulos with an offer of a position as a youth worker within the Catholic Church. “I’m confident that Milo can convert his following of alt-right boys into… Read More ›
Man At Barbecue Able To Back Up His Claim That He Doesn’t Know Much About Politics
A man at a Connells Point barbecue who boldly stated that he doesn’t know much about politics before embarking upon a rant about what’s wrong with the state of the world has proven to be 100% correct. “I thought maybe… Read More ›