South Australian Senator Cory Bernardi fresh off threatening Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull that he’ll take his bat and ball and go home for the umpteenth time has today taken back a friendship bracelet he made former Prime Minister Tony… Read More ›
The (un)Australian
Pauline Hanson Calls For A Ban On Chardonnay And All Other Drinks That She Can’t Spell
One Nation Leader Pauline Hanson has called on Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull to act in the interests of everyday Australians and ban the sale of chardonnay and any other drink that she can’t spell as a way to counter the… Read More ›
Turnbull Looking Forward To Visiting Washington To Fellate President Trump
Prime Minister Turnbull fresh off a phone-call to US President elect Donald Trump has announced that he looks forward to visiting Washington to not only meet Mr Trump but to also fellate him. Speaking to The (un)Australian a jubilant Mr… Read More ›
Crisis As Media Struggles To Find Journos Sober Enough To Write Op-Eds on Trump’s Win
One thing that you could always count on after a US election was that whoever wins, Democrat or Republican, there would be a flood of media think pieces offering rapidly formulated analysis covering every conceivable angle of who won and… Read More ›
Packer Regrets Giving All Crown Employees Chinese Flag Print Budgie Smugglers
James Packer has expressed his regret over a decision to hand out to all Crown employees Chinese flag print budgie smugglers at the company’s Christmas party. Mr Packer’s regret follows the jailing of Crown employees in mainland China. Speaking to… Read More ›
Increase In Heart Disease Attributed To Hipsters Trying Out Halal Snack Packs
The Australian Medical Association says an alarming rise in heart attacks in inner western Sydney is due to increased consumption of halal snack packs by politically aware lunchers wanting to show solidarity with the Muslim community. “Ever since Pauline Hanson… Read More ›