The prime minister Tony Abbott has appeared on the front cover of Zoo magazine. In a move widely interpreted as a retaliation to Malcolm Turnbull’s recent appearance in GQ magazine, the Prime Minister posed for the photo shoot in one of… Read More ›
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Pressure Mounts On Turnbull To Contest Manly Dam Spill
Confusion is rife within the Liberal Party over rumours that Communications Minister Malcolm Turnbull is preparing to announce his candidacy in the Manly Dam Spill. Turnbull has previously indicated that were a spill motion to pass, it would not be… Read More ›
US Shocked By Yemen Civilian Deaths: ‘We Just Had No Idea Our Weapons Would Kill Anyone’
With Saudi Arabia-led military forces attacks on Yemen killing more than 900 people, a spokesperson for the United States government expressed “profound concern” at the rising civilian death toll, insisting: “We really had no idea that our billions in arms sales to Saudi Arabia would… Read More ›
The (un)Australian’s Step-By-Step Guide To Destroying Your Google Search History
Rosebudding; it’s not just a technique used by Wilson Tuckey to enrage Paul Keating via burning his favourite childhood toy. It’s also a fantastic new trend taking our youth by storm. Not familiar with it? Why not Google it? We… Read More ›
ISIS Recruiter Declares ‘We’d Give You Monday Off’
In the lead up to Anzac Day a recruitment video for ISIS has emerged, which declares that if ISIS Day fell on a Saturday you’d still get Monday off. The recruitment video is clearly trying to woo disgruntled Australians who… Read More ›
Daniel Andrews Pays Barista To Not Make A Coffee
Victoria’s Premier Daniel Andrews is at least $4.29 out of pocket after reaching a deal with The Coffee Emporium to cancel his predecessors daily order. In what could be Victoria’s mostly costly cancelled coffee order ever, the premier revealed on… Read More ›
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