Former rugby coach, radio broadcaster and burlap sack spokesperson Alan Jones has today presented Prime minister Tony Abbott with a ‘To Do list’ for him to act on in order to keep Mr Jones and his listeners happy. In an… Read More ›
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Google Appears At Tax Hearing In New Company Uniform
Google launched its new company uniform yesterday at the Senate Inquiry into Corporate Tax Minimisation with its Australian CEO, Amanda Everywhere, arriving at the inquiry dressed in a heavy helmet, leathers and a cape. “Capes are back as are death… Read More ›
Joe Hockey Uses Nimble To Pay Off Australia’s Debt
Federal treasurer Joe Hockey has defended using pay day loans company Nimble to pay off Australia’s foreign debt saying that he’ll be able to cover the loan next Thursday from everyone’s tax money. “It’ll be sweet. We just needed a… Read More ›
Distributors Given Internet Addresses of Both People Who Illegally Downloaded ‘Housos Vs Authority’
The distributors of the Australian movie Housos Vs Authority say they have no intention of pressing charges against the two people who downloaded the movie, but just wanted to ask them “why?” “Surely having to watch the movie is punishment… Read More ›
Opinion: Rolling Stone Retraction Highlights The Real Victims of Rape; Accused Rapists
It’s 9.30 at night. The phone rings. A representative for Vernon Sanders, EVP of Comedy Programming at NBC is on the line. The company regrets to inform you that they’re pulling the plug on your comeback sitcom. They’ll be publishing… Read More ›
Scots Old Boys To Be Offered Liberal Frontbench Places Without Election
Hot on the heels of the Sydney Morning Herald‘s revelation that students at Sydney’s elite all-boy Scots College were offered Sydney University places without taking the HSC, The (Un)Australian can exclusively report details of a pilot project being considered by the federal government to grant Scots Old… Read More ›
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