Transfield Services, the Australian company that run’s Australia’s offshore immigration detention centres has warned staff that they can be fired on the spot if they belong to a church that doesn’t worship Transfield Services. “Under our equality and diversity in… Read More ›
The unAustralian
Clive Palmer Blames Ice Epidemic On Delaying Titanic 2
Mining magnate, golf course owner and sometimes politician, Clive Palmer has today condemned the current ice epidemic sweeping through Australia and blamed it on causing delays with his company’s plans to rebuild the Titanic. Currently the drug ice is sweeping… Read More ›
Opinion: Reclaim Australia Protesters Just Like Any Ordinary Aussies With Swastika Tattoos
The protesters who turned out for Saturday’s “Reclaim Australia” rallies across Australia have been caricatured as racists and “far right extremists.” We are neither. We are just ordinary true blue, fair dinkum Aussies who love doing what all mainstream Aussies love — going to… Read More ›
Couple Want Large Wedding To “Shove Their Love Down The Throats Of All Their Friends And Family”
A Sydney couple has made wedding arrangements for an estimated number of around 200 people to be in attendance as they ceremoniously shove their love down the throats of their friends and family. The wedding is to be held in… Read More ›
Cynthia Lennon Back With John In Afterlife: Beatles Fans To Help Yoko Live Forever
Fans of the 1960s version of One Direction have called on scientists and religious leaders to help the woman blamed for the original “Zayn Malik Fiasco” to achieve immortality. Yoko Ono is alleged to have stolen John Lennon in 1968… Read More ›
Motorist Refrains From Honking Horn
In a stunning turn of events a motorist in Sydney’s CBD didn’t honk his horn after being momentarily inconvenienced by another motorist. Robert Prendergast was near the beginning of his journey home from work when he was unable to proceed… Read More ›