Former cricketer and tinder fanatic Shane ‘Swipe Right’ Warne has today been announced as an ambassador for a new government campaign to curb under age drinking. The campaign will feature Warne walking around schools asking students if they’re “thirsty?” Those… Read More ›
Deputy Prime Minister Warren Trust will this afternoon announce that Australian aviation regulations will be strengthened to ensure that there will be two people in the cockpit at all times. This move comes shortly after it was revealed that German… Read More ›
The social media department of the Queensland Police Service has won The Melbourne International Comedy Festival’s Open Mic Comedy Competition. The annual contest has launched the careers of many household names including Josh Thomas, Hannah Gadsby and that guy who… Read More ›
The dwindling number of Australians who still hold the position Prime Minister in some kind of regard lamented how they only seem to catch up with each other at funerals as they bid farewell to former PM Malcolm Fraser in… Read More ›
Early predictions of the outcome of the NSW election are in jeopardy after a spelling mistake in the department of Energy and Resources led to exit polls being mistaken for power poles and sold off in anticipation of a Coalition… Read More ›
New South Wales goes to the polls tomorrow. There is much at stake, but no one could doubt that one topic, more than any other, has exercised the minds of NSW voters: there are too many goddamn elephants in Africa…. Read More ›
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