“ Chart topping and let’s face it just dreamy band, One Direction, has today announced that they plan a worldwide reunion tour in 2020 after yesterday’s news that member Zayn had left the band. Zayn said he was leaving so that he could… Read More ›
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Malaysian Airlines Breathes A Sigh Of Relief
As the world mourned a new tragedy with a plane crashing in southern France killing all of its 150 passengers, Malaysian Airlines representatives were releasing sighs of relief rather than press release when it was revealed the plane belonged to budget airline Germanwings… Read More ›
Abbott In Pay Of Big Onion: Exclusive Report
Tony Abbott is working as a secret representative of Australia’s powerful Onion Lobby, The (un)Australian can exclusively reveal as part of a year-long investigation. The revelation came after Abbott caused world-wide headlines by chomping directly into a raw onion during a… Read More ›
NSW Labor Spends 1% Of Time On Policy, 99% Of Time Looking For Images Of Mike Baird Sneering
Campaign workers for the NSW Labor Party have successfully trawled the internet to download every existing photograph of Mike Baird with a sneery face. “We’ve worked tirelessly on behalf of the people of NSW to ensure that no picture that… Read More ›
Ricky Muir Denies Senate Crossbench Is Feral: ‘No One’s Even Thrown Any Roo Poo’
Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party (AMEP) Senator Ricky Muir has today mocked Prime Minister Tony Abbott’s labelling of the Senate crossbench as “feral”, saying: “In my entire time here, not a single Senator has thrown any kangaroo shit at all! “Seriously mate,… Read More ›
Steve Waugh Bitterly Disappointed About World Cup Snub
Steve Waugh, former Australian captain and brother of Channel 10 media personality Mark Waugh, spoke to The (un)Australian today about his anger at being snubbed by the Australian cricket team’s selectors. Steve, who retired from cricket 11 years ago at the age of… Read More ›
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