NSW Premier Mike Baird has taken time out from campaigning ahead of Saturday’s NSW State Election to sit down with the Sydney Morning Herald and The Daily Telegraph to talk to them about the very real chance that he might… Read More ›
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Opinion: Jokes About President Obama’s Death Are ‘Too Soon’
Look, I don’t need to tell you that I like a laugh. I’m known around the office as the “office cut up”. A Monday doesn’t go by without me commenting on it. My speeches at the Walkley awards are legendary for… Read More ›
Max Brenner To Stage Terror Attack In Bid To Boost Sales
Chocolate cafe Max Brenner have made plans to stage their own terror attack in an effort to compete with rival chocolate shop Lindt Cafe. A spokesperson for Max Brenner said: “The past three months have been really bad for us — sales… Read More ›
Abbott Declares Solar Eclipse Further Evidence Of Unreliable Renewables
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has continued to show support for the coal industry, declaring yet again that sources of renewable energy can’t be relied upon, particularly in light of “that eclipse thing” that just occurred in Europe. In Northern Europe,… Read More ›
Student Hospitalised After Overdosing On Smug At Kevin Rudd Ted Talk
19-year-old Harvard arts student Erin Halverson is in critical condition after ingesting toxic levels of smug at a Ted Talk presented by former Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd in Massachusetts last week, police and Boston officials say. In a campus-wide… Read More ›
Today I Finally Achieved My Goal Of Outliving That Bastard Malcolm Fraser
A year and a half ago I quit writing. The ALP had just suffered a major blow in the Federal election. The Left was in a desperate need to return to its roots after growing fat on power and iced vovos…. Read More ›
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