Former Australian prime minister and world-renowned eyebrow groomer John Howard was released from hospital on Saturday after suffering a heart scare. Doctors released Mr Howard after tests confirmed the longest-serving PM since his conservative hero Robert Menzies still didn’t have one. The… Read More ›
The unAustralian
Abbott Announces 300 More Troops For Iraq, 900 To Fight Hitler
Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced Australia’s “next phase” in international military intervention by committing 300 troops to Iraq and 900 to 1944-era Germany. In an announcement held on Tuesday, the Prime Minister reaffirmed Australia’s commitment to the destruction of… Read More ›
Liberal Party Has 68 Members Jostling For Leadership
In a stunning turnaround, the Liberal Party now have 68 members putting their hand up for the leadership position. It is in stark contrast to last month’s spill motion against Tony Abbott, where nobody else contested the top job. Rumours… Read More ›
Turnbull Tipped To Challenge Clarke For Australian Cricket Team Captaincy
Member for Wentworth and avid dog walker Malcolm Turnbull has been tipped by colleagues to challenge Australian cricket captain Michael Clarke for the leadership of the Australian team, following Australia’s defeat at the weekend to world cup co-hosts New Zealand…. Read More ›
Ruddock Really Removed To Reduce Unsettling Ghost Sightings Around Parliament
It has been revealed that Philip Ruddock’s removal from the office of Chief Government Whip after the failed LNP leadership spill had nothing to do with his performance in that position, but was due to disruption caused by his ghostly presence around… Read More ›
Palmer Blames Murdoch For Death Of His Dinosaur In Emotional Outburst
An emotional Clive Palmer has blamed Rupert Murdoch for the fire that consumed his giant animatronic dinosaur Jeff at his Coolum Resort on the Gold Coast in the early hours of the morning. “He’s killed Jeff!” a choked-up billionaire coal magnate,… Read More ›