The Australian electorate collectively woke this morning from the loveliest dream in which Tony Abbott was no longer Prime Minister. The imagined cause of this much coveted outcome varied, some envisioned a triumphant Turnbull at the conclusion of a spill,… Read More ›
Australians have expressed relief after it was revealed on ABC’s Four Corners program last night that Chinese slaves not only make hepatitis, but iPhones as well. ‘It’s good news,’ said Cynthia Hawkins of Box Hill, an owner of all things Apple…. Read More ›
A motion to express the Senate’s displeasure with the Attorney-General George Brandis’s treatment of Human Rights Commission president Gillian Triggs using head movements has passed the Senate 35-32. The motion was brought to the Senate floor by Labor Senator Penny… Read More ›
Tasmanian Senator and passionate scarf advocate Jacqui Lambie has today told The (un)Australian that she is flattered by the offer of head from Tony Abbott’s favourite death cult ISIS, however she will turn the offer down. Senator Lambie opened up… Read More ›
A Mormon man has been exposed as living two separate lives after his three wives from one family found out about two more women he was in a polygamous relationship with on the other side of town. Roger Dalwood’s life… Read More ›
A report released by The Parliamentary Joint Committee on Intelligence and Security has revealed Opposition Leader Bill Shorten will hand over his email password to Prime Minister Tony Abbott when parliament resumes in March. While Mr Shorten had previously warned… Read More ›
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