Prime Minister Tony Abbott has promised to consult more widely before awarding any future knighthoods during a media conference announcing the establishment of an advisory panel on violence against women. The Prime Minister stood by his decision, but accepted that… Read More ›
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Abbott Tipped To Appoint Prince Andrew Head Of Royal Commission Into Child Abuse
Following the success of his ‘Captain’s pick’ in knighting Prince Philip, Prime Minister Tony Abbott is tipped to announce later this week that Prince Andrew will be appointed head of the Royal Commission into Child abuse. The contentious appointment comes as… Read More ›
Worldwide Terrorism Ended Forever After Arrest Of Everyone Who Waves Finger In Air
Interpol has announced that every terrorist and potential terrorist is now in custody after a series of raids world wide targeting anyone who waves one finger in the air while making a point. “We realised that we were getting nowhere… Read More ›
Anti-Vaccination Campaigner ‘Chill’ With Other People’s Children Dying
Controversial anti-vaccination campaigner Sherri Tenpenny has declared she is “chill” with other people’s children dying of preventable infectious diseases as long as she is able to maintain her media presence. In an exclusive interview with The (un)Australian, Dr. Tenpenny said:… Read More ›
Make It Harder To Get Elected The Way I Was: Xenophon
Independent Senator Nick Xenophon, who was first elected to the South Australian legislative council with less than 3% of the vote through a string of complex preference deals will seek to change the Senate voting rules to make it harder… Read More ›
For One Moment, Google+ Dared To Dream. Then Facebook Came Back Online.
As panic spread around the world on Tuesday with social media giant Facebook going down globally for about 40 minutes, it’s much-maligned competitor Google+ found itself beginning to dream that, maybe, it’s time to shine had finally arrived. “At first,… Read More ›