The Prime Minister has praised plans to allow advertising to be projected onto the sides of opera singers, saying why not use the biggest billboard in the city. “There are acres of unused space on the sides of your average… Read More ›
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NSW Premier Orders Opera House Bistro To Start Serving Horse Meat
NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has ordered the management of the Sydney Opera House Bistro to add horse meat to the menu. Her decision comes after she read shock jock Alan Jones’ latest cook book. “Horse meat is delicious or so… Read More ›
Large Wave Looking Forward To Dumping Smug Bastard
A large wave rapidly developing size and strength on an isolated beach on Sydney’s northern shore at 5.30am this morning was looking forward to savagely dumping the smug-looking 40-something man standing waist deep in the water, despite the water being… Read More ›
“No More New Migrants Till We’ve Finished Hating The Ones We’ve Got” Pleads Pauline Hanson
One Nation leader Pauline Hanson has demanded that Australia slow down its immigration rate until she’s had a chance to catch up on hating all the immigrants that are already here. “There’re whole groups of migrants that I haven’t got… Read More ›
After Usain Bolt, A-League Clubs Reportedly Chasing Melbourne Cup Winner Rekindling
Rekindling, the British-born racehorse who won the 2017 Melbourne Cup, is reportedly being chased by several A-League clubs ahead of the start of Australia’s premier soccer competition. The clubs are said to be keen for a combination of eye-catching speed… Read More ›
‘Dry July’ Epidemic Has Man Panicking About Prospects For Weekend Drinks
All week, 31-year-old accounts manager Brad Manning has watched his Facebook feed with growing despair as friend-after-friend has enthusiastically declared their commitment to “Dry July”. Now, with Friday knock off rapidly approaching, Mr Manning has been left entirely unsure who’s… Read More ›
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