Sydney radio broadcaster and climate change expert Alan Jones has followed up his fly-over the Great Barrier Reef, after which he declared he saw no evidence of the claimed wide-spread death of the coral, with a quick flight over allegedly war-torn Syria,… Read More ›
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George Brandis’ Coffee Table Resigns Following A Clash With His BookShelf
Attorney-General George Brandis has today issued a statement announcing that the coffee table in his office has offered its resignation. The resignation, which Mr Brandis has accepted, follows repeated clashes between the table and the Attorney-General’s bookshelf. Speaking to The (un)Australian, coffee… Read More ›
Assange Sent To Room With No Dinner And Loss of TV Privileges For A Week
The Ecuadorian embassy has sent Julian Assange to his room with no dinner and revoked his TV privileges for a week as punishment for him saying naughty words whilst watching the final US presidential debate. A spokesperson for the Ecuadorian… Read More ›
Profoundly Dull Man Believes He ‘Has A Novel In Him’
Roger Atwood – no relation to poet, author and activist winner of the Arthur C. Clarke Award, Prince of Asturias Award for Literature, Booker Prize, and Governor General’s Award – has recently begun to confide to friends, acquaintances and work… Read More ›
NSW Debt Free Following Big Win On The Pokies
The NSW Government has declared that the state budget is back in the black after a big win on the Queen of The Nile pokie machine over the weekend. Treasurer Gladys Berejiklian spoke to The (un)Australian about the win, saying: “The… Read More ›
Bill Shorten Asks The Swans And Storm To Join Him On A Victory Lap
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten, still riding high from his honourable loss at the last federal election has called upon the two losing teams in this year’s AFL and NRL grand finals to join him on a victory lap of the… Read More ›